another moral hangover. fuck.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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