i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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