Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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