If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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