so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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