btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
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