My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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