I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
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