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(248): View more from Michigan

i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"

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(607): View more from New York

I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.

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(469): View more from Texas

You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.

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(226): View more from Ontario

my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.

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I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF

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(641): View more from Iowa

I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.

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