She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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