My brain says no but my pants say off.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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