Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
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