whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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