his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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