he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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