bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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