theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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