i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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