Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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