nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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