I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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