TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Randomize