I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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