$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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