I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Sorry for trying to baptize you last night
You knew the entire thing in Latin I was so impressed
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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