i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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