OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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