So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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