girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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