I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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