Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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