Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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