I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Randomize
