turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Come see our sink grown plant.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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