She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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