O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
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