Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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