Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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