Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Randomize
