found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I guess she found the pillow case full of vomit I hid last night: "Oh my God. Oh my God. In my fucking FRIDGE?! Really? Hope your dick falls off there's puke all over my food. Fucking die."
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
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