absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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