Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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