let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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