I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
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