I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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