like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
We had to coat check the pizza.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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