thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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