That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
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