me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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