How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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