When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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