Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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