Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Randomize
