saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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