glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
and i looked up. we had an audience...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Of course I have a pirate flag
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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