let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
What a dumb baby whore.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
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